Profile: Reid Larson AKA ‘The Heartney Heart-Throb’

Reid is one of my 4 flat-mates. Here are some facts:
DOB: 6/10/86 Therefore he becomes of legal age for Sask. in 4 days!
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 6’2″
Taste in music: Old School Rock (Awesome!)
Life Ambition: To be a drunk Aussie. Favourite Drink: Rye & Coke
Quotable Quote: If you ain’t good-looking, I ain’t drunk enough.
Life Philosophy: Once I’m done having fun, I’ll save the world. Mwwaahahahah.
Infamous For:

  • Shooting me in the arm @ pointblank range at paintball when we where on the same team.
  • Drinking 1/2 a bottle of Rye in 2 Hours, hooking up with a Semi-random & not remembering it or the fact he walked around the carpark writing on windscreens.
  • Trying to get into the Owl 2 times in one night, succceeding & lasting only about 30 seconds.
  • Trying to impersonate an Aussie accent when drunk. Its awful. Slander.
  • The White-man dance moves.
  • Inventing dodge-pong

21 thoughts on “Profile: Reid Larson AKA ‘The Heartney Heart-Throb’

  1. Hey! This post couldn’t be written any better! Reading this
    post reminds me of my good old room mate! He always kept talking about this.
    I will forward this page to him. Pretty sure he will have a good read.
    Thank you for sharing!

  2. HI Damian, please can you contact me urgently on +27213861847. I need to speak to you. Sandra XtraSpace Cape Town

    1. Hi Sandra, I have contacted you by email and will be in touch again on Thursday. Apologies for the difficulty you have experienced reaching me. Damian

      On Wednesday, April 16, 2014, Nomad-Odyssey wrote:


  3. First off I want to say wonderful blog! I had a quick question that I’d like to ask if you
    don’t mind. I was curious to find out how you center yourself and clear your mind before writing.

    I have had a hard time clearing my mind in getting my thoughts out there.
    I do take pleasure in writing but it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are generally lost just
    trying to figure out how to begin. Any ideas or hints?
    Thank you!

    1. I’m sorry, I don’t think I can really help you because I tend to just write! Now may be a good time to thank my parents for forcing me to write a diary since I was 8, various English Teachers in high school who were all very encouraging, and my sister who is the real writer in the family and provides tips from time to time.

  4. I’ll right away grab your rss feed as I can’t find your email subscription link or newsletter service. Do you’ve any? Please let me know in order that I could subscribe. Thanks.|

  5. Very nicely written story. It will likely be beneficial to everybody who utilizes it, as effectively as myself. Maintain up the great work i will definitely read far more posts

  6. Hint for Reid: If you want your keys back – you had best decipher this puzzle.Where am I?You will spend some time very very close to me before Monday the 31st of October.If the world was fair, you would not HAVE to spend time close to me before Monday 31st.If your not careful you will bump your head on my door one day.Your keys will not make Damians coffee taste very nice.Ok – it was a crap hint but its been fun so far! Go find your keys so i can study.

  7. Dameon,Its all good…I just wanted to give you a hard time…I wasn’t insulted, if anything glad that my name wasn’t mentioned…anyways…Happy Birthday!!!

  8. Sorry Semi-Random for any un-intentional insult, I thought for the sake of my own arse and to avoid litigation it would be best if any/all parties remained un-named. ;P

  9. I have never been called a semi-random before..but there is a first time for everything I guess!!!But most people just refer to me as a girl…or at least a person…haha..its all good…I had fun and if Reid doesn’t remember its his loss…haha Just Joking-Semi-Random

  10. Dodge-pong… a few of us called that Psycho Chicken at school. Lol. Dodge-pong is a much better name though. Think you may havta set up a table-tennis at the clan when ur back? 🙂

  11. Dodge Pong: Stand at opposing ends of a table tennis table and smack table tennis balls at each other. preferably drunk or strangely intoxicated on a hedonistic tonic of lack of sleep, stress, procrastination and boredom.Semi-random: Someone you have met for the first time, but have known about?

  12. Reid, you can’t even get the accent right, how the hell are you going to be a drunk Aussie?!? hahawell i’ll give it to him, he had a damn good attempt with the 1/2 bottle of rye incident. wait till he gets to the bar on Thursday!!

  13. what the hells a semi-random or i dont i want to know?no way will he achieve his life ambition drinking rye and coke!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s